“I got a real funny story about a personal encounter with Pauly’s mother, Mitzi Shore.”
Did you also know her sister Jersey Shore? /s
What about Eddie Shore (Old Time Hockey!)
When I lived in La-La Land I used to write comedy material for a big comedy performer at the Comedy Store, owned by Mitzi Shore. She supported his career mainly because she was having an affair with him that lasted for years. Now if you ever met Mitzi Shore, you would think you would have to be drunk to hop in the sack with her which is what this comedian had to do. The drinking got quite out of hand but he made his deal with the devil and I made my bucks by writing for him so essentially the money for the comedy material was really coming from Mitzi. However, she was constantly yelling at the comedian for drinking too much.
One evening I was out back of the Comedy Store with the comedian discussing business when he went behind a wall which was about waist high and started relieving himself of all that beer in his bladder. At that moment out stepped Mitzi and I could see my paycheck disappearing due to her rage at the comedian for again drinking so much that he was noisily urinating on the wall. Therefore to cover up the splashing noise, I began coughing loudly which covered up the streaming sounds as well as interfering with Mitzi trying to tell the comedian something.
I thought just a couple of seconds of loud coughing would cover up the streaming sounds but, unfortunately the comedian kept streaming and streaming and streaming. By the time he got done, I was actually getting sick from all the coverup coughing. I also got sick of having to hear Mitzi's annoying voice again.
At least I could walk away from her, a pleasure not allowed to the poor comedian which led to his drinking problem.