212 earthquakes hit and release large quantities of gas
I’ve had regular days like that since my pancreas surgery. The other day I set gas level records in my state not seen since Mt. Helena, Yellowstone and the Tunguska Asteroid explosion of 1910, combined.
The Reichter Scale people are suing me for knocking all their instruments out of commission.
At least all the bugs in the neighbor are dead. Perhaps a few neighbors too. If so, hope they were Democrats. That will teach them about climate change and global warming!!!
Perhaps it was eating some organic baked beans (just molasses and sugar) didn’t help.
My bad!