[brownsfan]

No!!!! We aren’t ready. We need more time to get at least 5 battalions of LGBTQRSTLMONOP.

[odawg]

We can’t be ready. Have not had enough time to fit all those pregnant soldiers out in their new pregnant-ready flak jackets. Not to mention all those soldiers who were so offended by their penises that they had them cut off at taxpayer expense and are still sore.

[Colinsky]

No!!!! We aren’t ready. We need more time to get at least 5 battalions of LGBTQRSTLMONOP.

Also, it turns out that the battalions will be required to use tools that are capable of DEADLY HARM and somebody might get hurt. We must reformulize these tools to create safer conditions for both sides in the matter at contention.