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Uncle Biden’s Neighborhood
Flopping Aces ^ | 03-25-21 | Larry Brandes

Posted on 03/25/2021 9:34:03 AM PDT by Starman417

Well that certainly wasn’t in the brochure! I recently saw pictures of kids from South America detained in cages complements of the U.S. Government. The sad faces of little 5 and 6-year-olds stuffed in cells, wrapped up in aluminum foil like baked potatoes and forced to sleep on the floor haunted me. One CNN report claims that the kids are, “terrified, crying and worried because they cannot speak with family members.” Welcome to the new America where we lure you to our shores, promise you a trip to Disneyland and then stick you in overcrowded facilities like animals. That’s called bait and switch kids.

Look kids, I know that Biden invited you to come to America. How could you forget that he promised to allow 125,000 refugees in the country as soon as he got elected president. Everyone south of the border packed their bags and headed north merrily singing “We’re Coming to America.” Uncle Joe sounded so sincere. He was like a big grandpa who seemed to really like hugging kids and some of you even got free tee shirts to commemorate the journey. I totally get it. You used to dream about coming to America and then suddenly the golden invitation ticket arrived at your door step. All you had to do was cross the border and all of your dreams would come true. Why not? The brochure claims that everything in America is free and all the roads are paved with gold. Actually, the brochure needs to be updated because gold bricks are only used to pave the driveways for rich politicians living in their numerous mansions located in gated communities. That’s a Federal law I think.

Kids, I know that you left poverty behind and traveled many dangerous miles to cross our border. I realize that you expected to receive a warm bed, a decent meal and to be treated like a human being. You hoped that the gringos on the welcome committee would at least throw in a Happy Meal and maybe an ice cream cone for desert. Sorry, I was thinking about the brave National Guardsmen and women who are forced to sleep on cold, damp, greasy parking garage floors in our nations’ capital and fed raw chicken with metal shavings. They aren’t happy either kids and wonder why they are wasting their valuable time and taxpayer money protecting a smack of jellyfish flopping around in the capital. I really don’t know the answer to that question or why you are detained in cages. Winston Churchill in 1939 said, “It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.” Biden does want to solve your problems, but he is pretty busy visiting W.S. Jenks & Son Hardware store and running home to Delaware to make sure that he closed the garage door. He’s exhausted. He has been working so hard that he fell up the stairs trying to board his plane.

Kids, America may have a solution for your problem. Hopefully all the generous liberals in the country will step up and help alleviate your pain. Nancy Pelosi is a very pleasant, nurturing lady who has plenty of ice cream to share.

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TOPICS: Government; Politics
KEYWORDS: 1of; biden; blogpimp; border; immigration

1 posted on 03/25/2021 9:34:03 AM PDT by Starman417
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2 posted on 03/25/2021 9:35:53 AM PDT by sauropod (Chance favors the prepared mind.)
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To: Starman417
That’s called bait and switch kids.

AKA Bidenism.

3 posted on 03/25/2021 9:36:27 AM PDT by rockrr ( Everything is different now...)
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Send them all home.


4 posted on 03/25/2021 9:37:49 AM PDT by Reno89519 (Buy American, Hire American! End All Worker Visa Programs. Replace Visa Workers w/ American Worker)
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5 posted on 03/25/2021 9:49:14 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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Wow, writing like Steyn! Well done.


6 posted on 03/25/2021 10:00:26 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (Blessed Mother of Bitch!)
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The media refers to these illegals as “children” so we imagine them as toddlers and elementary school kiddies. In fact these “unaccompanied minors” are mostly teenagers, esp. boys and young men in their late teens. Expect them to be seeded into a community near you.


7 posted on 03/25/2021 10:05:21 AM PDT by Blurb2350 (posted from my 1500-watt blow dryer)
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No one invited them to come. They should consider themselves lucky to have a roof over their head and a blanket. Now kick them back where they belong.


8 posted on 03/25/2021 10:13:27 AM PDT by EinNYC
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I suspect the “foil” is mylar “space blankets. I have a couple. They look like aluminum foil.


9 posted on 03/25/2021 1:36:48 PM PDT by ThanhPhero
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they are crying, terrified and scared because family members shipped them off as prize tokens. Family members who should be arrested for conspiracy to endanger a child and child abandonment.


10 posted on 03/25/2021 5:53:14 PM PDT by blueplum ("...this moment is your moment: it belongs to you... " President Donald J. Trump, Jan 20, 2017) )
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