[COBOL2Java]

We reported earlier today that after falling three times going up the stairs to Airforce One, Joe Biden is taking the weekend off:

The weekend? More like the week...

Don't worry, it's not like he'll be missed.

[upchuck]

If Xiden takes the week off, his handlers will say, “Cool, a whole week without that mumbling, doddering old fool. Let’s get to work!”