[Texas Eagle]

...she went on to earn degrees in Theater and International Studies from Northwestern University.

Yeah, well, maybe next time she should try getting an education.

[Cecily]

Degree in International Studies but said that she:

- Didn’t know anything about Great Britain
- Didn’t know anything about the British royal family or Halfwit
- Didn’t know anything about British royal protocol
- Failed spectacularly as a British duchess, member of the royal family, diplomat and representative of the monarch and the UK

A real brain trust, that one.