Daffodils and pansies.
Wait a minute. The fizz from a serving of Coca-Cola is - gasp! - escaping carbon dioxide! So just opening a Coca-Cola is destroying the planet.
If Coca-Cola really wanted to save Mother Earth, they’d quit their virtue-signaling and shut down all their factories. And they could plant daffodils in the lots where their workers once parked their cars.
(Hmm...that’s a pretty good analysis on my part. Maybe I should start a consulting agency.)
Daffodils and pansies.
Sodas also cause flatulence.