To: CheshireTheCat
Old joke how do you tell a lawyer is lying? His/Her/it. Mouth is open
7 posted on
01/09/2021 10:02:44 AM PST by
shadeaud
(We have to discover the real truth and who did all the funding. This is American ....Defend it)
To: shadeaud
what’s the difference between a lawyer and a snake in the road?
there are skid marks in front of the snake.
10 posted on
01/09/2021 10:04:38 AM PST by
AbolishCSEU
(Amount of "child" support paid is inversely proportionate to mother's actual parenting of children)
To: shadeaud
What do you called a failed attorney?
“Your honor”
13 posted on
01/09/2021 10:06:35 AM PST by
AbolishCSEU
(Amount of "child" support paid is inversely proportionate to mother's actual parenting of children)
To: shadeaud
A bar accredited lawyer is about as good as a technical school graduate is to the trades to the leagal profession. So there is more people for the firms not to hire.
The bar does need fees and magazine subscriptions. They are very much like the NRA, spend money like druken sailors on themselves, a bit in legislative action and ignore the membership actual needs.
14 posted on
01/09/2021 10:06:41 AM PST by
protoconservative
(Been Conservative Before You Were Born )
To: shadeaud
How are an apple and a lawyer alike?
They both look good hanging from a tree
15 posted on
01/09/2021 10:06:56 AM PST by
AbolishCSEU
(Amount of "child" support paid is inversely proportionate to mother's actual parenting of children)
To: shadeaud
What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?
Taller.
16 posted on
01/09/2021 10:07:33 AM PST by
AbolishCSEU
(Amount of "child" support paid is inversely proportionate to mother's actual parenting of children)
To: shadeaud
Why does the bar association code of ethics prevent sex between lawyers and their clients?
To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service
20 posted on
01/09/2021 10:09:21 AM PST by
AbolishCSEU
(Amount of "child" support paid is inversely proportionate to mother's actual parenting of children)
To: shadeaud
How do your tell the difference between a vulture and a lawyer?
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