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To: CheshireTheCat

Old joke how do you tell a lawyer is lying? His/Her/it. Mouth is open


7 posted on 01/09/2021 10:02:44 AM PST by shadeaud (We have to discover the real truth and who did all the funding. This is American ....Defend it)
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To: shadeaud

what’s the difference between a lawyer and a snake in the road?

there are skid marks in front of the snake.


10 posted on 01/09/2021 10:04:38 AM PST by AbolishCSEU (Amount of "child" support paid is inversely proportionate to mother's actual parenting of children)
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To: shadeaud

What do you called a failed attorney?

“Your honor”


13 posted on 01/09/2021 10:06:35 AM PST by AbolishCSEU (Amount of "child" support paid is inversely proportionate to mother's actual parenting of children)
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To: shadeaud

A bar accredited lawyer is about as good as a technical school graduate is to the trades to the leagal profession. So there is more people for the firms not to hire.

The bar does need fees and magazine subscriptions. They are very much like the NRA, spend money like druken sailors on themselves, a bit in legislative action and ignore the membership actual needs.


14 posted on 01/09/2021 10:06:41 AM PST by protoconservative (Been Conservative Before You Were Born )
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To: shadeaud

How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree


15 posted on 01/09/2021 10:06:56 AM PST by AbolishCSEU (Amount of "child" support paid is inversely proportionate to mother's actual parenting of children)
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To: shadeaud

What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller.


16 posted on 01/09/2021 10:07:33 AM PST by AbolishCSEU (Amount of "child" support paid is inversely proportionate to mother's actual parenting of children)
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To: shadeaud

Why does the bar association code of ethics prevent sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service


20 posted on 01/09/2021 10:09:21 AM PST by AbolishCSEU (Amount of "child" support paid is inversely proportionate to mother's actual parenting of children)
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To: shadeaud

How do your tell the difference between a vulture and a lawyer?


40 posted on 01/09/2021 11:44:07 AM PST by notpoliticallycorewrecked (I thank the good Lord everyday that I no longer live in CA. )
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