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Are there aliens hiding around Uranus?
BGR.com ^ | December 26, 2020 | Mike Wehner

Posted on 12/31/2020 7:41:03 PM PST by CheshireTheCat

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To: CheshireTheCat

Nope, just hemmeroids


21 posted on 12/31/2020 7:55:53 PM PST by NonValueAdded ("Sorry, your race card has been declined. Can you present any other form of argument?")
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To: CheshireTheCat

They are speculating that things may living deep within Uranus.

Is that why Uranus is blue?

It might just be an unrelated gas issue.


22 posted on 12/31/2020 7:57:09 PM PST by BeauBo
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To: CheshireTheCat

Well, Uranus is giving off gas daily so it just figures travelers would stop in and gas up there.


23 posted on 12/31/2020 7:58:47 PM PST by Spitzensparkin1 (Donate often, it is our FReeping ammo. Keep the supply train rollin', become a monthly donor. )
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To: CheshireTheCat

clingons


24 posted on 12/31/2020 7:59:04 PM PST by changeitback440
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25 posted on 12/31/2020 8:00:31 PM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie (All I know is The I read in the papers.)
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To: BigEdLB

“With all the unhappy stuff, we need comic relief”

Yeah, until we can waste the b@satards.


26 posted on 12/31/2020 8:01:00 PM PST by doorgunner69 (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading - T Jefferson)
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To: CheshireTheCat

No, there’s aliens hiding around every city in the USA who are here illegally and who democrats feel we must pay $1800 while taxpayer citizens gets $600


27 posted on 12/31/2020 8:02:43 PM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary Clinton remains free equal justice under the law will never exist in the USA)
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To: MHGinTN
Aw, c’mon man, that was my line.

I was shocked it got all the way up to 13 posts and nobody had said it already!

28 posted on 12/31/2020 8:04:00 PM PST by DouglasKC
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To: MNDude

No, but maybe a few flies.


29 posted on 12/31/2020 8:05:01 PM PST by Colt1851Navy (What was wrong with Nixon?)
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To: EEGator

First thought. Well done.


30 posted on 12/31/2020 8:06:02 PM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Potemkin Joe - Everything about him is fake)
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To: CheshireTheCat
Are there aliens hiding around Uranus?

The jokes write themselves.
31 posted on 12/31/2020 8:07:23 PM PST by AnotherUnixGeek
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To: CheshireTheCat

Galactic hemorrhoids.


32 posted on 12/31/2020 8:08:06 PM PST by madison10 (Maranatha!)
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To: EEGator

Definitely Klingons


33 posted on 12/31/2020 8:08:53 PM PST by NautiNurse (It took 20 years for FL to clean up voter fraud in Broward and Palm Beach Counties. But we did it. )
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To: CheshireTheCat

Hey, you talk about Uranus, I’ll talk about mine.

No, I am not interested in mining Uranus.

Uranus is mine!


34 posted on 12/31/2020 8:12:47 PM PST by SaxxonWoods (Donald J. Trump is the rightful President of the USA and his own party won't admit that.)
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To: NautiNurse

How many people are checking their underwear?


35 posted on 12/31/2020 8:13:56 PM PST by Colt1851Navy (What was wrong with Nixon?)
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To: CheshireTheCat
It is well known that here on FR there is an abundance of immature, seedy, superannuated adolescents that find this sort of humor amusing, that swim in the bubbling muck of hackneyed, lurid, scatological innuendo like fish in the polluted waters of the Love Canal (there, I've said it).

I'm one of them. Happy New Year!

36 posted on 12/31/2020 8:15:58 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: CheshireTheCat

Posted here for only one reason.


37 posted on 12/31/2020 8:18:14 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (MAGA!!!)
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To: CheshireTheCat

I have heard that if one squats over a slit trench, wiping isn’t even necessary...


38 posted on 12/31/2020 8:18:22 PM PST by Clutch Martin (The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.)
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To: CheshireTheCat

Fry: Hey, as long as you don’t make me smell Uranus. (laughs)
Leela: I don’t get it.
Farnsworth: I’m sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
Fry: Oh. What’s it called now?
Farnsworth: Urectum. Here, let me locate it for you.
Fry: Hehe, no, no, I think I’ll just smell around a bit over here.


39 posted on 12/31/2020 8:21:11 PM PST by Clay Moore (Mega prayers, Rush )
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To: Clutch Martin

Ask Alyssa Milano she knows everything.


40 posted on 12/31/2020 8:21:58 PM PST by Colt1851Navy (What was wrong with Nixon?)
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