[Rummyfan]

The Ten Stages of Drunkenness

1. Witty and charming

2. Rich and powerful

3. Benevolent

4. Clairvoyant

5. F--- dinner

6. Patriotic

7. Crank up the Enola Gay

8. Witty and charming, Part II

9. Invisible

10. Bulletproof

[umgud]

Do you know why Jack Daniels comes in a square bottle?

So that it won’t roll away from you when you’re on the ground.