You’re dangerously close to using the “no true Scotsman” fallacy (”What adult writes, speaks like that?) 🤣. The whole story is supposed to be comedy because of the way Hawley went after Walmart. You read the story and the only thing you got out of it was “Muh, I don’t like ‘SLAM!’ and ‘Dunks on’”? It’s a funny story. Either take it for what it is or move on. No need to let everyone know someone spit in your cereal over this headline.
So my post was as useless as yours?