[Zeddicus]

I like sauntering through a grocery store after work, still wearing scrubs, unmuzzled. Get quite a variety of different looks, but never a single confrontation or even question.

[Salamander]

I am always dressed in black, wearing Doc Martens and have an 11” spike antler snapped onto my belt loop.

I may be small but I look nucking futz and have a perma-scowl.

I never “meander” around stores.
I stomp fast to wherever I’m going, like I’m headed to commit mayhem.

Sometimes I have a 100 pound Doberman at my side.

People stay TF away from me.

Good.

Long ago, my prison guard dad told me I’d have to always project that “aura” because I am a runt.