[Larry Lucido]

I just want to know what USWGO stands for. I figure US is United States. Fine. But what is WGO??

All I can come up with is:

Winnebago Industries

World Gastroenterology Organization

and

What’s Going On

The last one kind of fits, but doesn’t make a lot of sense.

[real saxophonist]

You might think I'm making this up, but it is absolutely true. I once played a gig at the Sheraton Savannah Resort and Country Club for the Georgia Gastroenterologic and Endoscopic Society's convention.

It was just a standard black tie dance gig, but the things that were on display from the vendors were kinda scary.