[humblegunner]

why is his name on the passenger list?

I couldn't say, I wasn't there.

So I guess it'd be a great time to make up a bunch of
fantastical stuff, because surely there can't be more
than one John Roberts in the world.

[A strike]

yeah jerk, that's why his name was listed just like any other john doe.

[mdmathis6]

I think it was probably the Dreaded (Butt) Pirate Roberts from “The Princess Bride”!/s

[TheBattman]