Tell you what, Sparky. You mail me the vaccination and I’ll send you a return postcard telling you I’ve administered it. You know, just like mail in ballots. Should totally work, right?
They try this vaccination crap on me, I’ll vaccinate them with lead.
Or rent a stadium for you and all your friends and family, arrange for the vaccine to be administered to yinz/y’all in one end zone and require the official vaccine administration observer to witness the proceedings from the opposite end zone.