[The Louiswu]

Make sure you have a big backyard, most thieves won’t really be missed if they suddenly disappear, and don’t report the breakin to the police.

[BigpapaBo]

“have a big backyard, most thieves won’t really be missed if they suddenly disappear, “

Chainsaw, wood chipper and a 55gal drum of strong acid. /s. I’d never do that....