VIDEO: Watch Joe Biden's Mask Slide Down His Face 94 Times During Half Hour Speech

YouTube ^ | November 1, 2020 | DUmmie FUnnies

[Broker]

Speech pre recorded? Mask covers many gaffs

[Savage Beast]

Yes! Ivanka! Kristi Noem! MAGA!

[PJ-Comix]

Ivanka sounded pretty conservative at the event at the whitehouse in AUgust. I tend to think she thinks like her brothers and father. I’d love for her to be the first female president.

Yeah, well that whole family monarchy thing is the big reason we broke away from England. Also I'm definitely DOWN on any political dynasties.

[COBOL2Java]

Could just staple it in place.

Or Super Glue

[dila813]

It is that snake like tongue, it needs space to do it’s work

[COBOL2Java]

Poor old SOB. You’d think his staff would care enough to not get him the XL face mask.

Then again, maybe they just don’t care anymore given the internal polling numbers.

[Howie66]

Staples would be more fun.

[COBOL2Java]

Yeah, well that whole family monarchy thing is the big reason we broke away from England. Also I'm definitely DOWN on any political dynasties.

I had my fill of political dynasties with the God-forsaken Kennedy Clan.

[Ezekiel]

Thanks for counting!

Love the number signage (well *somebody* needs to be aware of this stuff as it happens), because by the Dems own choice in slogans it's a

"Battle for the soul of the nation"

So the sign says text to 30330, which indicates in Hebrew "for" (30) Trump (330).

And now add in that 94 = Donald.

So many positive waves in the dropped mask and lectern message.

And time is short, so I'll add in that the personification of America is Columbia. The name means "dove", the same as the name Jonah, who is the representative Jewish soul on its mission.

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It's like waking a sleeping giant and filling him with a terrible resolve, because *nobody* kills 1177 souls in the Eretz Yonah (the land of Jonah, the dove) and gets away with it:

Jonah 1

6 So the shipmaster came to him, and said unto him, What meanest thou, O sleeper? arise, call upon thy God, if so be that God will think upon us, that we perish not.
7 And they said every one to his fellow, Come, and let us cast lots, that we may know for whose cause this evil is upon us. So they cast lots, and the lot fell upon Jonah.
8 Then said they unto him, Tell us, we pray thee, for whose cause this evil is upon us; What is thine occupation? and whence comest thou? what is thy country? and of what people art thou?
9 And he said unto them, I am an Hebrew; and I fear the LORD, the God of heaven, which hath made the sea and the dry land.

They cast lots, because Purim time is here.

You are Jonah. The real you, for “Jonah”—in Kabbalistic parlance—is another name for the soul. Hence, the story of Jonah is the story of a soul’s journey here on earth.

Jonah's book is a short little story, which is an

essay:
a short piece of writing on a particular subject.

The Book of Jonah is the "You Essay".

Wakey wakey, We the People. Miracle on Ice (on hold), add 40 years.

USA! USA!

Today is the first day of standard time, 127 days. EST on the East Coast, in DC

EST 1:1 Now it came to pass in the days of Ahasuerus, (this is Ahasuerus which reigned, from India even unto Ethiopia, over an hundred and seven and twenty provinces:)...

[vigilante2]

Super glue that thing to his face

[Senormechanico]

Biden is impressionable enough to go for a mask tattoo on his face so he wouldn’t have to keep pulling the real one back up.

[Kickass Conservative]

>>>My prediction again: Trump electoral votes - 278 - 285<<<

IMHO - If POTUS Trump wins Reelection his Electoral Win will be larger than the 306 he had in 2016.

[Howie66]

I prefer my staple gun. It’s more personal.

[Lizavetta]

Could just staple it in place.

Or some glue. Strong stuff.

[Lucas McCain]

You deserve a Congressional Medal of Honor for enduring the suffering for 30 minutes.

[gnickgnack2]

I solved the same problem by folding the bottom of the mask up to the front of my chin! It’s cooler too.

[Daffynition]