"In any compromise between food and poison, death wins"
Reminds me of something I heard many years ago:
QUESTION: If you add a teaspoon of wine to a barrel of sewage, what do you get?
ANSWER: A barrel of sewage.
QUESTION: Now, if you instead add a teaspoon of sewage to a barrel of wine, what do you get from that combination?
ANSWER: A barrel of sewage.