I woke up this morning and realized I had a nest of Termites hiding in the background and they were starting to spread. I thought I would try and bargain with them, but all they want is to destroy my house. I then tried to reason with them and it did no good, they just want to destroy my house. I considered trying to re-educate them but I can’t get them to listen to me or even consider such a thing. I tried to compromise with them by giving them fresh wood shavings to eat instead of my house, but that didn’t work either. They still demand to destroy my house.
“.....didn’t work either. They still demand to destroy my house.”
Have you considered Termite Reparations, surrendering your young to their cause, and suicide?