Being a clever computer person, I created an Excel spreadsheet calculator to generate her apology completion date based on seconds per apology. For a twelve minute (600 sec) apology it goes out for almost 1200 years:
# abortions = 62,000,000
sec/apology = 600 <=Enter seconds per apology
apologies/hr = 6
ap’s / day = 144
days req = 430,555.56
Start = 9/18/2020
Finish = 7/15/3199
Great job.
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