[Mr. Mohasky]

I drink two drinks in the morning, I drink two drinks at night.
I drink two drinks in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.
I drink two drinks in time of peace, and two in time of war.
I drink two drinks before I drink two drinks, and then I drink two more.

And remember, drinking Rum before 10am does not make you an alcoholic. It makes you a pirate.

[Sirius Lee]

A glass of wine with dinner and a thumb (because a finger is too little and two fingers is too much) of either bourbon or scotch an hour before bed to amplify the effects of reading a book before turning out the lights.

Friday night with the lady is a free for all. She has a hollow liver.

[Nachoman]

I haven’t had a drink since 2008. I guess I have some catching up to do.