"Sh... I know sh..'s bad right now, with all that starving bulls..t, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution."
What about the nationwide pepperoni shortage due to shut-in people consuming more pizzas?
;^)
Probably some truth to that. The gluts of salt and preservatives combined with sedentary living might even have something to do with sick brains.
Think I’ll go out for a hobbling trudge...Uh, I mean a stroll. Yeah, that’s it: a stroll. ...just in case someone around here wants a killer homemade pizza tonight. ;)