Alright already...I confess...hospitalized twice since early March, nasal swab tested for Corona, both times negative...ya found me out, I’m a space alien. I ain’t even a real man! I’m from Mars. That’s right. A madman from Mars, and we’re invading the planet. We fly around a space ship handing out cigarettes made by little green men to kill your babies and destroy Bill Clinton...curse that snakehead James Carville bastid from Alpha Rektum-9 for exposing us!
Having followed your posts for years, I can’t say I’m surprised...
I’m just waiting for enough people to drink The Coffee of the Damned (a.k.a. “brew of death”, “omg what is that”, “coughee”, my coffee) for the world to shake itself apart.
Then the battle fleet arrives and harvests the now easy to get materials.
Or they can just use ebay..
*eyes shift*