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Orcs March On Minas Tirith In Mostly Peaceful Protest
Babylon Bee ^
| 07/27/2020
Posted on 07/27/2020 3:55:03 PM PDT by DFG
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posted on
07/27/2020 3:55:03 PM PDT
by
DFG
To: DFG
Now THAT’S funny, I don’t care who ya are!
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posted on
07/27/2020 3:57:36 PM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
Gives “Denethor Derangement Syndrome” a whole new meaning.
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posted on
07/27/2020 3:58:48 PM PDT
by
Olog-hai
("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
To: DFG
Must read Bored of the Rings to full get this but I does help lift my dark humor smile.
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posted on
07/27/2020 3:59:40 PM PDT
by
Liaison
(TANSTAAFL)
To: DFG
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posted on
07/27/2020 4:03:12 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: DFG
Denethor was addicted to Gondor News Network. He watched it through the Palantir constantly. That’s why he went mad and killed himself just before the Rohirrim broke up the protests.
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posted on
07/27/2020 4:06:35 PM PDT
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: DFG
That’s a good one! Thanks, I needed that.
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posted on
07/27/2020 4:11:40 PM PDT
by
bluejean
(Living one day at a time in the national psych ward)
To: DFG
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posted on
07/27/2020 4:11:57 PM PDT
by
PGR88
To: Liaison
“Must read Bored of the Rings”
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Thanks - I thought it was maybe Harry Potter or the like. I’m not big on fairytale stories so this went ZOOM right over my head.
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posted on
07/27/2020 4:12:37 PM PDT
by
LouieFisk
To: PGR88
To: LouieFisk; Liaison
Try reading Bored of the Rings before reading Lord of the Rings.
Works good.
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posted on
07/27/2020 4:19:51 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: DFG
That is the best Babylon Bee headline ever.
To: BradyLS
Well played! Nicely done!
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posted on
07/27/2020 4:30:06 PM PDT
by
FreedomPoster
(Islam delenda est)
To: DFG
Just need Rove-tongue whispering his dispiriting commentary in the king’s ear.
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posted on
07/27/2020 4:34:18 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(In 2016 Obama ended America's 220 year tradition of peaceful transfer of power after an election.)
To: Liaison
So what happened to Tim Benzedrine and Hashberry?
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posted on
07/27/2020 4:34:30 PM PDT
by
HangnJudge
(When one is in a house of mirrors, everywhere you stand is “center)
To: Liaison
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posted on
07/27/2020 4:43:58 PM PDT
by
HangnJudge
(When one is in a house of mirrors, everywhere you stand is “center)
To: BenLurkin
“Try reading Bored of the Rings before reading Lord of the Rings.”
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I saw a paperback cover of Bored years back. Title was funny, but the genre just doesn’t appeal to me - including parodies. The closest I’d get is Monty Pythons Grail.
To: DFG
Another great one from BB!
To: DFG
I never read any of that as it thought that J. R. R. Tolkien had one too many initials and I always thought it was too pretentious.
I did think up an easy way to destroy Sauron. Just give him a Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas.
Here’s a LOTR oldie;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B2LPxggvqY
To: DFG
Wow. The Bee does great work!
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posted on
07/27/2020 5:07:03 PM PDT
by
marktwain
(President Trump and his supporters are the Resistance. His opponents are the Reactionaries.)
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