Cohen should have just put a BLM sign on his restaurant table. No one would dare to interfere with a BLM protest.
Hahahahahaha!
Of course!!
He left a confined area and ventured into the ‘contaminated territories’.
He wasn’t wearing a mask! he wasn’t socially distancing. Oh my god!! he didn’t suck his food as slurry juice though a straw hermetically sealed to his mask.
Oh the horror!! Cohen MUST be contaminated!
We need to protect the other inmates so he must be quarantined in solitary confinement for 14 days.
But wait! the 14 day quarantine period has been challenged by most experts indicating that even 20 days might not be sufficient to ensure that the virus is no longer in a contaminated person’s system.
Extending Cohen’s quarantine period beyond 20 days for the safety of the human race is now under consideration. /s
I bet he didn’t see that one coming Hahahaha!