911 Dispatcher: “What is your problem?”
Caller: “I saw a statue. No, No, I meant to say I saw a noose.”
I always used (too old to fisn now) the noose knot to tie my lures to my fishing line. The knot was easy to tie, and the line always broke before the knot failed. Little did I know that the use of this knot may have been the reason I never caught many fish. How the fish knew that I was using the noose knot is beyond me, but it is so nice to become “woke.”