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Your Suggestion for John Bolton's Next Job
Freep | 06-22-2020 | CharlesOconnell

Posted on 06/22/2020 2:48:09 PM PDT by CharlesOConnell

I don't think John Bolton would make a good bill collector because, even with the bad-cop/good-cop thing, it takes a certain social ability, even to intimidate people.

My suggestion comes from a cloth-diaper for rent business, Tidee-Diety, where customers were instructed not to empty their babies' for-rent cloth diapers, but were to leave them "full".

I think John Bolton is qualified to be a human waste disposal coordinator, the person whose job it is to empty baby feces from rent-a-diapers.


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1 posted on 06/22/2020 2:48:09 PM PDT by CharlesOConnell
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Pushing up daisies....


2 posted on 06/22/2020 2:49:24 PM PDT by JBW1949 (I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
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This turd just won’t flush.


3 posted on 06/22/2020 2:49:54 PM PDT by LeonardFMason (Lou Dobbs)
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MSLSD “analyst”


4 posted on 06/22/2020 2:50:02 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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US ambassador to CHAZ/CHOP


5 posted on 06/22/2020 2:50:45 PM PDT by noexcuses
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Mark Twain impersonator in Vegas.


6 posted on 06/22/2020 2:50:46 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Caveat Emperor)
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Chimney sweep.
That’s for his mustache, I don’t care what he does.


7 posted on 06/22/2020 2:51:01 PM PDT by GnuThere
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8 posted on 06/22/2020 2:51:15 PM PDT by CharlesOConnell (CharlesOConnell)
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Selling Moustaches at the Fag Store


9 posted on 06/22/2020 2:51:26 PM PDT by CharleysPride (Bring Luke Denman and Airan Berry home!)
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Dog catcher - although I’d probably not even trust Bolton for that.


10 posted on 06/22/2020 2:52:24 PM PDT by piytar (If it was not for double standards, the Democrats and the left would have NO standards.)
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Wells Fargo has a bank that was broken into. He might want to be a security officer.


11 posted on 06/22/2020 2:52:31 PM PDT by rovenstinez (. SO,)
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Latrine duty at Gitmo


12 posted on 06/22/2020 2:52:32 PM PDT by MileHi (Liberalism is an ideology of parasites, hypocrites, grievance mongers, victims, and control freaks.)
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Towel boy in Chicago’s Obama bath house


13 posted on 06/22/2020 2:53:05 PM PDT by Karma_Sherab
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14 posted on 06/22/2020 2:54:11 PM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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Krill Strainer for Sea World.


15 posted on 06/22/2020 2:54:19 PM PDT by Gman
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I don’t know. He kinda looks like that man who sells oatmeal, Wilfred Brimley, I think?

So he should go get a job shucking some oatmeal! LOL!


16 posted on 06/22/2020 2:54:55 PM PDT by proud American in Canada (In these trying times, "Give me Libery or Give me Death!")
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Selling oat meal on TV commercials as successor to Wilford Brimley.


17 posted on 06/22/2020 2:55:03 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
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Pop-up target on KD range.


18 posted on 06/22/2020 2:55:08 PM PDT by Redleg Duke (We live on a tax farm as free-range humans!)
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Beat me by 10 seconds!


19 posted on 06/22/2020 2:55:25 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
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Food tester for dumpster Dive sushi


20 posted on 06/22/2020 2:55:39 PM PDT by carcraft (Pray for our Country)
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