There was some post on twitter, purported to be a business owner. He said 6 guys entered his store and asked for a $500 donation for protection.
He forgot to ask them if this was a one-time thing. (HA!)
Ah, the universal language of all homo sapiens:
“F*&^ you. Pay me.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XGAmPRxV48