[nwrep]

Actual sub title from a newspaper headline in Oregon today:

Part of the problem with dining out is that customers can’t wear masks while eating.

[MayflowerMadam]

“Part of the problem with dining out is that customers can’t wear masks while eating.”

Who knew? ;)

[hanamizu]

“Part of the problem with dining out is that customers can’t wear masks while eating.”

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Two or three years ago my wife and I had dinner at the local Olive Garden. It was in interesting night. The “hostess” who showed us to our table was 6-feet tall, had a deep voice, had an Adam’s apple, and was wearing a floor-length dress.

After we settled in, we noticed a couple in a booth a couple of tables away. He was a swarthy chap. She, well, it was hard to tell what she looked like because she was completely covered up. She did mange to eat, however. She’d raise her fork, delicately lift her face cover pop in the food and let it down.

Once again, our muslim neighbors are showing us the way.