[Thommas]

I can't think of enough appellatives to describe this wuss, momma's boy, latte' snuffling, trust fund brat, social justice warrior.

Conceived in a Lighthouse? How intimate. Couldn't he be a bit more pornographic to go along with the rest of his XXX screed?

[PJ-Comix]

“Hey Daddy! Is this the part of the lighthouse floor where you shtooped Mommy to conceive me?”