"I was in self-isolation at the hotel, sipping a diet Pepsi, when this nude dude in chaps barges in and asks me if I wanted a ride."
He was found crouched over a rock, with a dead fish in his mouth, wretching, “Gillum... gillum... tricksy hobbitses! They feed me poison!”
"I was in self-isolation at the hotel, sipping a diet Pepsi, when this nude dude in chaps barges in and asks me if I wanted a ride."