Now that GayLord Gillum got caught with his pants down...(snix)...hes ready for Democrat Primetime:
<><> Netflix board member
<><> Rolling Stone cover shot with Penlosi
<><> Presidential Freedom Medal nominee
<><> Biden’s Secy of State pick
<><> Guest Speaker Annual Democrat Diversity Dinner
<><> Hollywood Greenlights Biopic
<><> Profiles in Courage Award from Kennedy Center
<><> Nobel Peace Price for advancing racial togetherness.
GILLLUM”S STORY AND HE’S STICKING TO IT:
I was sipping a diet Pepsi, in self isolation at the hotel, to protect my beloved family from coronavirus, when there was a knock at the door.
Puzzled, since I was not expecting anyone, I threw open the door to find a gentlemen clad only in chaps, holding three bags of Gummi Bears and a pizza, which I did not order.
Ready to ride, cowboy? he said.
I religiously practice social distancing so when he got in my face, I was forced to strip naked because I feared contamination.
He started man-handling me. I resisted, then found myself face-down on the bed. The guy started slathering my butt with extra virgin olive oil and dipping his johnson into the gummy bear bags.
As a happily married man devoted to my wife and children,I was disgusted at the things he forced me to do. But when he asked me to play with his nipple rings, I had just about had it.
I was grateful when the police burst through the door.
What? No fag award?