[KarlInOhio]

Do you think Predident Trump ought to drive the semi full of toilet paper from Maine to Alabama himself, or should he have someone in FedGov force a random individual with a CDL to do it at gunpoint? 

Remake Smokey and the Bandit with Charmin instead of Coors.

[niteowl77]

"Keep your foot hard on the pedal. Son, never mind them brakes.
Let it all hang out 'cause we got a run to make.
The rears are filthy in Atlanta and there's wipe in Texarcana.
And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes."

I'm not sure even ol' Jerry could have made that one work.

[RightGeek]