Gabbard has since qualified for the debate since she announced she now self-identifies as a 75 year old white male.
*/sarcasm* or maybe not? hard to tell anymore
Xochitl??
What’s a Xochitl?
Maybe “DeezNuts” can qualify. In 2015 he would have met the qualifications:
“News broke this week that an independent presidential candidate going by the name of “Deez Nuts” is polling at 9 percent in the latest PPP poll from North Carolina — after posting similar numbers in PPP polls of Minnesota (8 percent) and Iowa (7 percent).
According to a Federal Elections Commission filing, Mr. Nuts hails from Wallingford, Iowa. An email address on the website deeznutsforpresident2016.yolasite.com led Rolling Stone to a person who purports to be the suddenly famous Mr. Nuts, and answered our questions in writing. (He declined to speak to Rolling Stone over the phone.)”