It would be nice if you were speaking a less twangy cringey version of English. More difficult to decipher than ebonics.
I’ve dated Aussie Sheilas,and not one of them would have come within a kookaburra’s call of your onscreen persona with that overwrought digger’s twang.
As for the “stories” well, I don’t know what you are trying to communicate here, but the message was lost in the untranslatable gibberish you put on screen and through the speakers.
You are aware that this is a News Discussion site, chiefly American politics centered, not a blog, correct?
the movie does deal through humor, which is a free republic category, with issues of power and a national constitution
the many Australians who do talk like my comic character does are referred to as bogans (cf rednecks, deplorables)