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If Joe Biden was a horse....
Flopping Aces ^ | 02-25-20 | DrJohn

Posted on 02/25/2020 11:38:56 AM PST by Starman417

Joe Biden has had a week or so of some the worst gaffes one could imagine.

He once worked on climate change with a dead Chinese foreign leader:

Former Vice President Joe Biden mistakenly claimed on Monday that he worked on the Paris Climate Accord with former Chinese leader Deng Xiaoping — who died nearly 20 years before its signing. Biden made the gaffe while citing his accomplishments in President Barack Obama’s administration.

“One of the things I’m proudest of is getting passed, getting moved, getting in control of the Paris Climate Accord,” Biden said in a speech at the College of Charleston. “I’m the guy who came back after meeting with Deng Xiaoping and making the case that I believe China will join if we put pressure on them. We got almost 200 nations to join.”

Xiaoping served as the leader of China from 1978 until his retirement in 1992, and he passed away in 1997. Xi Jinping, China’s current president came to power 2013 and signed the country onto the 2016 agreement.

Says he's a candidate for the US Senate:
Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden told a crowd of supporters in South Carolina Monday that he was running for the Senate.

“I’m here to ask you for your help where I come from you don’t get far unless you ask. My name’s Joe Biden: I’m a Democratic candidate for the United States Senate. Look me over … ”

There are two Joe Biden's to vote for:
After a series of gaffes in his long tenure in the government, this one is really sticking. Many pundits, news personalities, Democrats and Republicans were left scratching their heads.

“You’re the ones who sent Barack Obama the presidency,” said Biden.”And I have a simple proposition here: I’m here to ask you for your help. Where I come from, you don’t go very far unless you ask. My name’s Joe Biden. I’m a Democratic candidate for the United State’s Senate. Look me over. If you like what you see, help out. If not, vote for the other Biden. Give me a look though, okay?”

He was arrested for trying to visit Nelson Mandela in 1989:

Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden is facing scrutiny over a dubious tale from the campaign trail, claiming that he was arrested in South Africa while trying to visit Nelson Mandela in prison.

Biden, 77, first told the story at a campaign event in Columbia, South Carolina on February 11, as he tried to shake off defeat in New Hampshire, and has repeated it twice more during outreach to black voters.

'This day, 30 years ago, Nelson Mandela walked out of prison and entered into discussions about apartheid,' Biden said in Columbia of the former South African president, who was imprisoned for 27 years by the apartheid government.

'I had the great honor of meeting him. I had the great honor of being arrested with our U.N. ambassador on the streets of Soweto trying to get to see him on Robben Island,' Biden went on.

Promised to stop deporting illegal alien criminals:
Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden’s new promise to halt deportations of illegal immigrants during his first 100 days in office would keep free thousands of serious criminals with long rap sheets sought by Immigration and Customs Enforcement, a government report on removals suggests.

The latest ICE Enforcement and Removal Operations report said that 86% of those seized in fiscal 2019 were “aliens with criminal convictions or pending criminal charges.”

The report said that the ERO made 123,128 arrests and that “the criminal history for this group represented 489,063 total criminal convictions and pending charges.” This “equates to an average of four criminal arrests/convictions per alien, highlighting the recidivist nature of the aliens that ICE arrests,” added the report.

Biden, in his promise to pro-immigrant groups, made no mention of the crimes that those he would keep free have committed.

Who needs 100 rounds in a bullet?
“Who in God’s name needs a 100 rounds in a bullet — in a clip with a gun you have?”
That's a lot of goof out there.

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TOPICS: Government; Politics
KEYWORDS: anothercrapblog; biden; blogpimp; clinton; trump
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1 posted on 02/25/2020 11:38:56 AM PST by Starman417
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To: Starman417

Well....he is a horse’s a$$.


2 posted on 02/25/2020 11:41:10 AM PST by Howie66 ("...Against All Enemies, Foreign and Democrat.....")
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To: Starman417

Joe’s family needs to gently put him in an assisted living facility.


3 posted on 02/25/2020 11:41:10 AM PST by LydiaLong
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To: Starman417

Bloomberg would be one of those midget ponies.


4 posted on 02/25/2020 11:41:14 AM PST by boycott
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He’d be on his way to the glue factory.


5 posted on 02/25/2020 11:43:45 AM PST by littleharbour ("You take on the intel community they have six ways from Sunday at getting back at you" C. Schumer)
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To: Starman417

He’d be the rear end.


6 posted on 02/25/2020 11:44:40 AM PST by DannyTN
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To: boycott

There’s a glue factory callin’ ya, Joe.

The Duke of Delaware.

The Royal Bidendems.

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7 posted on 02/25/2020 11:44:47 AM PST by AnthonySoprano
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To: Starman417

Wonder who’s on more meds, Joe or hillary?


8 posted on 02/25/2020 11:45:57 AM PST by Rennes Templar (Heaven has a wall and gates. Hell has open borders.)
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9 posted on 02/25/2020 11:46:06 AM PST by AnthonySoprano
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To: Starman417

His deceased son was Atty Gen of the US.
Who knew?


10 posted on 02/25/2020 11:46:17 AM PST by nascarnation
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To: Starman417

If Joe Biden was a horse...
he’d be in a can of dog food by now.


11 posted on 02/25/2020 11:46:50 AM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Starman417
That picture is very sad. It reminds me of that sculpture, the Final Journey. Maybe Joe does deserve pity as much as scorn. Or not.
12 posted on 02/25/2020 11:47:07 AM PST by gloryblaze
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Joe will be milked for every last penny.

I think that should be past tense.

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13 posted on 02/25/2020 11:47:30 AM PST by AnthonySoprano
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To: boycott
“Bloomberg would be one of those midget ponies.”

Buggerall would be a gelding.

Warren would be one of those horsies on the merry-go-round.

14 posted on 02/25/2020 11:48:14 AM PST by decal (I'm not rude, I don't suffer fools is all.)
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To: LydiaLong

“Joe’s family needs to gently put him in an assisted living facility.”

That’s what they are trying to do, Obama’s=WhiteHouse=Assisted living facility.


15 posted on 02/25/2020 11:48:26 AM PST by Toespi
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16 posted on 02/25/2020 11:48:28 AM PST by CtBigPat (Enjoy the show! - Qanon)
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To: LydiaLong

The Christian thing to do would be to stay home and not vote for the guy to end the suffering sooner.


17 posted on 02/25/2020 11:48:28 AM PST by cnsmom
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To: Starman417

Glue...


18 posted on 02/25/2020 11:49:42 AM PST by gov_bean_ counter (AOC the bartender would have had to work on the second floor at Miss KittyÂ’s saloon...)
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To: Starman417

He would be a crooked horse.


19 posted on 02/25/2020 11:50:23 AM PST by Leep (Everyday is Trump Day!)
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To: AnthonySoprano
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He said initially angered him, and then he forgot about it.




20 posted on 02/25/2020 11:50:39 AM PST by AnthonySoprano
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