Behind the scenes -
Sanders- my piles are visibly bigger than everyone else’s, why don’t you just declare me the winner?
Bloomberg- Ms Chairman, I PAID FOR THESE APPS!
Biden- Why the rush? We have Top Men from the DNC working on it, Podesta assured me. Top. Men.
Also Bernie: I won this district by 20 points but they redistributed my delegates equally to everyone. It’s not fair!