Dear Rush,
I got my first and only speeding ticket in 1990 while listening to you on the radio.
I was so engrossed in what you were saying, I forgot to watch the speedometer.
When the cop asked, “Lady, do you know how fast you were going?” I answered, “No, I was listening to Rush!”
Cops suck especially state troopers. Genuinely dishonest people. Get well soon Rush. Hope you can beat this.