Not going to work.
Because Bloomberg is not a New Yorker (he is a New Englander), he does not have the New York sense of humor which Trump has nailed down to a T. In fact, technocrat Bloomberg has no humor at all.
Whereas Bloomberg is ugly in these “attacks”, Trump is funny in his attacks. We all know by now that Trump has funny hair and an odd complexion. There is nothing new about that and certainly nothing interesting in that if your 401K is soaring.
Mini Mike is a disaster. And he IS short.
And as Trump pointed out at one of his rallies, it’s these new lights that make a person look orange!
As I recall it got him a raucous laugh from the crowd, another thing Bloomberg doesn’t have.