Hello, Catholic Charities? Can I have a boatload of Somalians and Nigerians delivered?
As part of our partnership with the upper crust we will send you some free Pakistanis.
Actually, if you went a bit farther south of Howard Beach, through Broad Channel towards the ocean, you’d land up at the real Queens coastal/seaside community of Rockaway Beach where a boatload of illegal Chinese once tried to land. They opted for the one unlit section of the peninsula and landed smack-dab in the middle Gateway National Recreation Area where they were immediately picked up by the Coast Guard.
*I was there watching the rescue before the news crews arrived.