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Posted on 01/19/2020 5:59:51 AM PST by NOBO2012
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He should get a female bitch dog and call her Nancy.
the man has his hands full as it is...
the last thing he needs is something else running around barking...
What do you have against dogs?
He doesn’t want a dog. I think he’s said he doesn’t particularly like dogs. I admire him for not getting one, since it would only be as a prop like Obama’s dog, and Clinton’s poor cat, Socks. At least he’s honest.
Relax. It’s a joke.
I expected to see Nancy Pelosi's head pasted onto little bitch dogs in this thread ...........
Then again, I know there are plenty of dog lovers here on FR (self included) who'd never degrade our canine companions like that.
But it’s not a cult.
I guess what I should have said is that Trump already has a bitch and his name is Adam.
My first thought, too.
I’ve called him Donald “The Doberman” Trump because, like Dobes, his style of attack is to jump in, inflict a nasty bite and then spring away before the target can lay a hand on him. and jump back again for another chomp, before they know what hit them.
It’s like a bloody ballet.
Repeat, ad infinitum.
LOL! OTOH, that little JR would take on that lion. The velociraptor of canines.
Yeah, like in Mars Attacks. Nancys head on a yapper dog, but a robot.
Programmed to continuously yap and chase its tail. With an airplane bottle hanging from its collar. Stops every now and then to move its mouth funny and say one of her stupid quotes.
Trump could have fun with that.
It would have to be a “Billy Jack” Doberman...
Most Doberman’s attack silently - a “Billy Jack” Dobermans, says, “I’m gaining to take this foot and place it upside your head - and there’s not a thing you can do to stop it.” before putting his fott upside their head(s)...
JRs are great at staying focused on something relentlessly.
They make a great “pound-for-pound” argument for toughest dog. But that’s were the Trump analogy fails. Trump ain’t little.
He is adorable and not to be ignored.Every JR Ive been around has tremendous energy.
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