If you really are nostalgic for a ticket just buy a real sports car.
Not a Corvette, Audi, or some Japanese wann-be, a REAL sports car.
Then you will not even have to beak any laws to be ticketed.
I had a 67 Mustang GT that worked like that. I sold the car because almost all my points were gone after driving it for a year or so.
Back in the day, I had cops stop me for no reason; one young SP admitted he just wanted my name and address so he could call me for a date. PFFT!
I could write a book about my bizarre experiences including the times I went to traffic court to *fight* a ticket by myself. Good times.
True that. Several years ago a had to make a 35 mile drive between work and home and I drove a sporty car. After the 3rd ticket, I bought a boxy Toyota and never got another ticket even though I drove the same route at the same speed.