...lawmakers in Tennessee
Yay Tennessee!
Don’t move to E. Tenn. You’ll hate it here
No diversity, mostly monochromatic
Lots of trees, mountains, hills, lakes and streams. No room for stores.
It’s really easy to buy a gun.
Prices for housing are too low.
Food is cheap.
Most of the people are patriotic. What’s worse, they’re honest.
There’s no income tax, so I don’t think the state will improve much.
Those TVA lakes are just miserable
Dolly Parton music is high art
The Smokies are just crawling with damn Yankees and tourists from Floriduh
Towns like Oak Ridge are just intellectual wastelands
The color Orange is everywhere
Save yourself, stay away
I live here, and I’m an asshole.
Thank you, Judge! I was wondering how to post the same idea, but you have it covered.
DON’T MOVE TO E. TENN!
I do struggle with the “color orange”, though.
“I live here, and I’m an asshole.”
Beautiful! I’m a fellow East Tennessean.
Unfortunately not very like that in the Pacific NW,
EXCEPT outside Commie Seattle and Commie Portland/Eugene.
Don’t worry, the governor is intent on importing some more vibrancy and diversity for us. I don’t remember voting for that.