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Let's see..remaking Home Alone by DizzyMoron Co. (Formerly Disney). They have the following:

1) Kevin will be gay and/or a transgender kid

2) The robbers are gay and seeing Kevin home alone, they want him in bed. Kevin accepts

3) The neighbor boy took a picture of Kevin having sex with the robbers, so he blackmails Kevin to dress in a wedding dress and get married. (The neighbor is a Muslim, and want Kevin as his wife instead of the camel he is doing)

4) DizzyMoron reboot bombed at the box office, so they had to declare bankruptcy and sell off their theme parks (to the Family Friendly Disney Company), ABC (to FreeRepublic) and ESPN (to the taxpayers of Connecticut who paid for the start of ESPN), before shutting down and the Board going to jail. 😋

10 posted on 12/25/2019 6:17:59 PM PST by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))

To: Deplorable American1776

Well, you missed out on the racial/immigrant angle.
But not bad.

14 posted on 12/25/2019 6:39:18 PM PST by mrsmith (Dumb sluts (M / F) : Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat/RINO Party!)

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