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We have to thank the Democrats for putting a field of ridiculous candidates.

Can anyone envision any of these socialist idiots serving as President of the United States?

Uh, wait - could anyone envision Barack Idiot Obama serving as President of the United States?

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No, no, he was a Uniter, not a divider who would ramp down racial tensions and ger us out of stupid wars. Dishonesty is a powerful qnd effective tool in politics.