[Hieronymus]

But is the casual observer likely to think it a cell phone?

If it were legal, I’d consider carrying one of these (and I’m in Canada, in a place where probably a quarter of the people think that a pistol is worse than a Ouijia board—which statistically, is very good for Canada.)

[FreedomPoster]

It fits in your pocket in a sleeve holster like a wallet. No one sees it unless you pull it out.