Why Your Beautiful Lawn Is now a Racist and Ecological Crime

Return to Order ^ | August 2019 | Edwin Benson

[humblegunner]

Like all plants, grass absorbs carbon dioxide and emit oxygen.

It do?

It need a blog if it do that.

Yo.

[dainbramaged]

My “lawn” is more like a dandelion farm, but I keep it mowed.

[wally_bert]

Same here.

[hanamizu]

These lawns were planted and maintained through the back-breaking labor of enslaved people.

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I’ll bet the lawns were maintained by a herd of sheep.

[Libloather]

I call my task the ‘weekly harvesting of the crab’.

[crusty old prospector]

My yard is dead, a symbol of urban decay. It hasn’t rained in over two months in East Texas.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I posted it in the blog category, you silly idiot.

[Scrambler Bob]

The film’s first minute summarizes the environmental concerns:

More water is used to irrigate grass than any other plant in the country.

Americans use millions of pounds of pesticides to keep grass weed- and bug-free.

Lawnmowers pollute the air and cause climate change.

Lawns are environmentally useless.
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And homeowners have gun ports covering their lawns, for ‘gophers’, you know.

[greatvikingone]

After seeing the three foot diamond back dead in the road near the local “native grasses” area, I’ll gladly embrace the racist, environmentally evil lawn mowing.

[rigelkentaurus]

Most of my yard is a hay field, but I do, sometimes mow the area by the road and around the buildings. That keeps the critters a bit further from the house. Keeping weeds down also helps the hay field. Didn’t know the added benefit was that it signals I’m a racist!

It is a twofer, keeping the property up for various reasons and being a racist!

[Kozak]

If i'm gonna be called a racist anyway might as well go all in....

[Fast Moving Angel]

One thing for sure, I would have a happy lawn if I spread this article all over it ... ☺

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

Mine actually isn’t that great, so leave me alone.

[AU72]

This is the first summer in 30 years when my lawn didn’t burn brown.

[Flick Lives]

First cauliflower, now lawns. I’ve got a bad feeling that peas and carrots are soon to be declared veggies of white nationalism.

[fso301]

I feel good now because I never apply fertilizer or pesticide to my lawn, I pay “TrueGreen” to do it.

[NELSON111]

I can’t imagine being so miserable in my existence that I have to troll “blog posts” and make constant comments about them. It’s pretty sad. I hope he keeps his cats fed.

[unread]

Lawns are racist and so is stick housing... Mud huts are the only way to go..

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Better yet, make the huts out of dung bricks and burn dung inside them for warmth. If yer not having lung problems, yer a White supremacist!