“San Francisco Redefines Crime [semi-satire]”
A lot of big cities are now doing this. This happened in Dallas this summer. Redefining theft (less than $750 no longer a crime), drug possession (”After the first offense, people will be offered a program that, if successfully completed, will keep their record clear. I am also in the process of dismissing all pending misdemeanor marijuana cases filed before I took office, according to the new policy stated above).
Then they wonder why the crime rate skyrockets.
Please, some country with nuclear weapons drop one on Calif. and put them out of their misery.