[Old Yeller]

I have graphite in my palm since freshman year in high school. Had a pencil in my back pocket, jumped off the bleachers, and impaled my right hand!

I can beat that story. I had the pencil in my front pocket when I jumped off the bleachers in my freshman year. Impaled my scrotum and I've had a hard on for the last 40 years.

[SoCal Pubbie]

I’m sure you beat it regularly.