Posted on 08/15/2019 12:04:25 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
A new scientific breakthrough could increase the odds that Hillary Clinton, 71, could enter the Democratic primary in an effort to unite the party behind a tried and tested (albeit twice-failed) candidate in 2020.
Clinton, whose unsuccessful 2016 campaign was plagued by challenges related to likability, balance, mobility, health scares, corruption, incompetence, and hubris, will be thrilled to learn that researchers at Keio University in Japan have developed a piece of technology that could mitigate at least one of those factors in the event she decides to run again.
The "Arque" is an "artificial biomimicry-inspired anthropomorphic tail" that elderly individuals can wear "as an extension of human body to provide active momentum alteration in balancing situations, or as a device to alter body momentum for full-body haptic feedback scenarios." In other words, it could be just the thing Hillary needs to overcome the general distaste with which she is viewed by a majority of the voting public.
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Tail should go well with her horns.
She already has a tail and horns to match.
I have a personal fantasy where he announces her arrest and cuffs her himself on stage.
I have the Hillary-in-handcuffs fantasy, too. But your spin on it — arresting her on stage. I love it!
Her actual tail not working?
She needs to go to a liquor store.
It’s where evil spirits are retailed.
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